Happy Birthday Mom!

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Whereas I see the main stage attraction, Randy always notices whats going on on the side stage. He's gets pictures of things I never even see. The other day when I was oogling over the flowers in the dump, Randy got this great shot of something that required him to look in the exact opposite direction. I never even heard the darn thing and look how low it was!
These are the foothills of the Stellenbosch mountains.
And this poor guy has more sense of adventure in his pinky than I do in my whole body. He was pushing this cart up an unusually steep upgrade, and there is nothing in the direction he's going. I wonder if he knew that or is he was just feeling adventurous?
When we got home, I was broiling hot after a car ride with no ac and a rolled up window. And I was a little shaky after my inward nervous struggles. But I was glad we went. Now we know whats on the other side of the mountain.
Most of the grounds are a spectacular nursery/outdoor garden store shaded by enormous palms and filled with dozens of bird cages full of beautiful birds.

And Randy even got this great shot of a cow that just loved the big bright birdies.
There are pathways through the more manicured areas filled with all kinds of cool plants and big beautiful pots.

At the back of the premises is a pond surrounded by palms and aviaries. We spent a while on the bridge. It was shaded an cool and quiet.


Then we found the outdoor cafe. It was just a little hut that served as a kitchen and then a stone patio shaded by enormous palms and other trees. The tables were so cute that I could hardly stand it. Sue, you would have loved it. They did the greatest things with bird cages and old soda cans.

The rest of the property (the orange thing you see in the background of that last picture), is a big house with a pool and its own private (humongous) garden. Some lucky person has a great business going right in their own front yard. It was cool.
But there are also long stretches of empty sand and lone vessels. These are my favorite.
Some of them were walking to the beach, or just walking. This is the sign that they want a ride.

But like I've said before, sometimes its hard to tell the hitchhikers from the prostitutes, whether women......
Or men.
There are a lot of children out, some by themselves. Some are with mothers.
And some are completely ignored as they walk along one of the most narrow highways in the Cape. The little boy at the end couldn't have been more than 3 years old.
Then there are the cute grannies out for a stroll.
But the township itself, is shocking. As we drive along the highway we see little shacks lining the road, but can't see beyond them.
But then we drive up the hill and see how big the township really is.
Hundreds of thousands of people live in this crowded, poverty-stricken place. Most of them don't have running water and most of the "houses" are tin shacks.


Randy said, "Put your tall boots on and lets go get some flowers."

I grabbed my scissors and we headed out. I'm not sure if the area used to be a garden, or if these are just wildflowers growing everywhere, but they are bright and beautiful. Together we picked quite a few.


Then we took them back home and dumped them on the table so I could find a "vase" to stick them in. 
A plastic water jug worked just fine. Aren't they pretty?


The street that runs along the bay is lined with old mansions and quirky shops, cafes, and restaurants. The neighborhoods climb straight up the mountain and the sidewalks leading into them are often just hundreds of stairs winding into the greenery. The streets are steep and most of these houses have an incredible view of the Atlantic.
We met Jim and Julianna at the Olympia Cafe and Bakery (pictured here on the corner). It was in an interesting building and from the window we could see a whale splashing around in the harbor. That was very cool.
The best thing about the cafe was the bathroom. You had to walk through the kitchen and through a semi-outdoor terrace before finding it. The food was good too, although I think I've been spoiled by the spinach pochettes and almond croissants at La Madeline in San Antonio and I tend to measure all other ladylike foods against theirs.
Randy wasn't "posing" in this picture, he was just waiting for Jim to come out of the cafe. Wanted to be sure nobody got the wrong idea about Randy and his anti-posing beliefs.
After we ate, we walked down the street and looked in the shops. Not only is the beach street lined with shops, but every alley is full of tiny boutiques (and some not so tiny). The buildings are over 100 years old, so every store has its own character.
And if the shop had no character, luckily, I brought my own.
This little shack was erected in an empty lot by the beach. The inside was stone and it had chandeliers hanging from the ceiling and all kinds of cute things.
After we walked around, I got some ice cream and Randy got a drink and then we drove home alone the coast with the windows rolled down. It was a fantasy day. I was one happy girl!

We walked through the vineyards again last night. There was no moon so it was pitch black. I paced myself this time, however, and I survived.

It was just all too good.
You would think that this far along in my pregnancy, I'd be dreaming of babies. I've had a couple of baby dreams, but it was always somebody else's baby. And I've had a couple of pregnant dreams, but for the most part, I dream of stupid things (Like the last one in which one of the presidential candidates gave me new jeans and a purse because he'd accidentally been rude to me).
I told them (crankily) how it was. "You brats gets more than enough attention and I think you can survive an hour or two without being pet and kissed and spoiled. Lay down and keep your grubby little paws to yourself."
This is something Enkidu himself usually does to Wumpus, so he was totally caught off guard.
But he quickly retaliated in the most irritating way possible.
I put them both in time out and they slept until Randy got home. When Randy comes home he lights up the house and makes it warm and makes us all happy after a day of getting on each other's nerves.
We couldn't survive without Randy.


They also get some extra love from Randy, and they love it.


Its relaxing and entertaining for me. Better than TV. I love my little family.
All this time we've been convinced that Wumpus has nothing but the sound of the ocean between his fluffy ears. He isn't a problem solver. He'll get stuck behind a chair because he doesn't know to turn around and walk back the other way. Poor dumb dog. He's a lover, not a thinker.I’m sad to say that I have no pictures of my mother. They are all in Andrew and Cristin’s attic. I have one of her in the 70’s wearing a pair of serious bell-bottoms. Her hair is long and brown and she is tan and beautiful. I have one of her in the 80’s wearing one of those flowered jumpers (the pants kind) that were so big then. It seems to me that she was pregnant throughout most of the 80’s. I have one of her in the 90’s, still with her long brown hair, beautiful tan skin. She has Adam on her knee and they are feeding the ducks.
My mom is a very unusual woman. She was born and raised in Berkeley California, if that tells you anything. She is the kind of person who has never understood her own beauty (she is 6ft 1 and has always had a great slender figure, even after bearing 6 children). She is shy and brilliantly talented. Her college friends once told me that they were in awe of her. She could pick up any musical instrument and figure out how to play it. She is an artist and a writer and she has a beautiful voice.
My mom is a quirky woman. She collects cat whiskers. And rubber bands. She used to jog up and down the alley until she got attacked by a pit-bull. Now she jogs along the fence in the backyard. She and her dogs have worn a path in the grass all the way to the dirt. I’m sure the neighbors can see her silver hair bobbing up and down above the 6 foot privacy fence. She is also an obsessive (and brilliantly talented) whistler. She whistles while she's washing the dishes or scrubbing the floor or hanging the laundry. She has a heart for animals. She has buried dead dogs she's found on the side of the road and brought home live ones. Before the pit bull incident she ran into a giant burnt pig in the alley (he was still alive) and it nearly broke her heart. I love her for that.
She has had a quiet time with the Lord Every morning that I have been alive, and she has the verses on hand to prove it. She could quote everyone from Moses to Paul when we were complaining about hamburger patties and lima beans for dinner. Some verse always seemed to apply to that situation.
When times got hard, my mom never complained. She got a job as a bus driver and also started cleaning houses. She has real, true joy in what she does. Even when it means getting up at 4 in the morning to warm and clean her bus and drive a bunch of cranky middle schoolers around.
I am nothing like her. I wish I was. But every once in a while I’ll do something or say something and I’ll delight in the fact that just then, I did something my mom might do.
I love you Mama. Happy Birthday.
I never realized exactly how active I used to be until now. I'm suddenly surprised that I can't climb certain things or lift certain things. I'm like, "Wait, whats going on here?"
Then, suddenly, the world turned into dusty streets and huge ugly buildings that housed the headquarters for various auto industries. The smaller store fronts were all auto services, glass installers, mechanics etc. It would be one thing if we drove past 5 or 6 blocks of this, but it was MILES. I would have taken more pictures, but it was all too hideous. I couldn't bring myself to do it.
Of course, little sights pop up here and there that let you know you're still in Africa.
After all that it was nice to get home to soft, uber-fluffy things.
We did mostly Milli-Vanilli cover songs, although we usually pre-recorded them because none of us could sing and dance at the same time. Actually, none of us could really dance......or sing. And when I say "pre-recorded" I mean that some of our less "cool" acquaintances sang the songs in a recording studio and then we lip-synced to the tracks while doing stationary-foot choreography on-stage (like The Robot, or The Wave).
I often compared us to The Beatles because we too had a fifth member in the beginning. When she left the group it was a real blow. She was the only one who could do The Running Man.
The strawberry fields have been open for picking for several weeks now. On weekends the place is crawling with people so we haven't gone out there yet. But yesterday we had a decent afternoon so we walked out there with our baskets. 
Hardly anyone was out but the scarecrows.



We weren't going to pick many because neither of us are huge strawberry eaters. We got this many and then had them weighed. It only cost $2 and ended up with quite a bit more than we had intended.
We'd just gone on a long walk, and the cold strawberries to too good. We couldn't stop cramming them in our face. I think we ate most of them. And Wumpy ate a few.
I refer to him as OUR duck, because as soon as we learn to fire off a well aimed dirt clod, his butt is OURS. He sits on the telephone pole right outside our house and quacks at the top of his lungs. He's not talking to anyone, just making noise (at 6 in the morning). He does it all day. We can hear him over the saws as they cut through cinder-blocks. One of these days........
Well, about a week ago, I looked at the forecast and saw that the next Monday would be hot and sunny. Finally, I would be able to open the doors and we'd be able to go outside. Since we got our porch chairs, we haven't been able to spend anytime on our first porch ever (at least our first private porch). I had big plans. Laundry! Reading! Lounging outside with the dogs!
But here is the good news. The landlord wandered over in the midst of my sulking and I did a little bit of controlled whining, and he said that anytime I want to, I can go sit by their private pool. So I might do that when it warms up. But I would love to be able to use our porch. It would be so nice to hang our clean underwear without an audience. 
The lamp is the final birthday purchase. Thank you everyone! I feel so organized and happy.
It was a cake mix from the States and man was it good! Thank you Jim and Julianna.